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7 Funny Pens
7 Funny Pens
🖊️ Full 7-pack, one per day
📱 Stylus tip + smooth ink
🎁 The coworker gift they'll fight over
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7 Funny Pens
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Bought these for my desk at work and now my coworkers keep stealing them 😂 They write really smoothly and the sayings are hilarious.
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Honestly expected them to just be cute novelty pens, but they’re actually really nice to write with. The quotes make boring work days a little more entertaining.
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Got these as a small gift for my coworker and she LOVED them. Such an easy funny gift without feeling cheap, and the whole pack has different sayings so she immediately started picking favorites.
Which colors will I get?
Which colors will I get?
Your 7 colors are randomly selected from these 10: Black, Navy Blue, Purple, Magenta, Light Pink, Red, Coral, Green, Dark Green, and Blue.
What color is the ink?
What color is the ink?
All pens write in smooth black ink, regardless of barrel color. Each one is retractable with a soft-grip barrel and a stylus tip on top for your phone or tablet.
How long until I receive my order?
How long until I receive my order?
Ships in 1-2 days, arrives in 8-15 business days with tracking included.
A Pen for Every Mood
Some days call for polite emails. Other days call for aggressively clicking your Thundercunt Thursday pen in a meeting. Seven days, seven quotes, because surviving the work week deserves a little profanity.
Built to Actually Write
The joke's on the barrel, but the pen is legit solid metal body, silky-smooth 0.5mm ink flow, and up to 2x the writing length of a standard pen.
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WELCOME!
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WELCOME!
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What Customers are Saying
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Actually Good Pens 😂
I bought these mostly for the sayings, so I wasn’t expecting much from the pens themselves. They’re actually super smooth and comfortable to write with. Everyone at work keeps asking where I got them.
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Perfect Coworker Gift
Got these for my office bestie and she was dying laughing before she even opened the whole pack 😂 The different saying for each day makes them even better. Such a funny little gift that people will actually use.
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My New Work Pens
These have officially replaced the boring pens on my desk lol. The colors are cute, they write way better than I expected, and the sayings perfectly match my mood at work. I already ordered another set because people keep trying to steal mine.
30 Day Money Back Guarantee
We want you to love your product! If you're not completely satisfied, you can return it within 30 days for a full refund — no questions asked. Items must be unused and in original condition.